I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Randomize
