Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
4 words: hood of his car
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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