talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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