I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
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college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
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Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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