just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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