That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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