I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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