he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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