I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
We talked him into tasing himself.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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