Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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