i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
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Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
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Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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