You're a womanizer and a bitch.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
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So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
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I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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