what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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