Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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