If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
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I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
There are leaves in my underwear?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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