I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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