good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
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I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
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Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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