i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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