try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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