I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
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The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
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Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Randomize