I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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