Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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