All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
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the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
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fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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