If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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