1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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