pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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