AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
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I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
You need a sexual gate keeper
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his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
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Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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