its not stalking. its research.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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