my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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