I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
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He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
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Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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