last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
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I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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