I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
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It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
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this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
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It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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