I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Randomize
