this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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