I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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