Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
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There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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