I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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