We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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