Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
