Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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