carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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