The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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