Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
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He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
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I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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