I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
The struggles of a small town man whore
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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