They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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