Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
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I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
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Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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