I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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