I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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