have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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