sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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