I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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