i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
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Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
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He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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