I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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