Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I need a beard to bite.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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