a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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