I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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