Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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