Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
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I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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