Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
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260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
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So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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