Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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